
Welcome to Boise. It's cloudy and around 30 degrees. At least it's not snowing -- just looks like flurries. When it's the end of December and some guy in Cleveland is making fun of the temperature, you know that things are weird.
It's the
Nevada Wolfpack versus the Miami (FL) Hurricanes. Larry Coker's last game as the Miami head coach. Randy Shannon's last game as the Miami defensive coordinator before he takes over the head coaching duties. Lots of awkward moments expected -- with the obligatory cutaway camera shots to the two. Expect also gushy sideline reports about how little friction or discomfort has been occurring with the transition. Sure. No awkwardness.
Oh, yeah. There is another team at this bowl. I'll get back to you on that.
Mark Jones with the play-calling, David Norrie on color and Heather Cox swaddled on the sidelines.
Nevada 1st possession: Miami won the toss and deferred to the second half. Touchback.
In the Nevada intros, there are just way too many references to the pistol offense. I keep thinking popgun and really bad erectile dysfunction jokes.
Devin Hester, now of the Chicago Bears, does the Hurricane defense intros. Surprisingly, he didn't add, "I used to smoke all these guys in practice."
The MPC Computers CEO commercial featured their CEO bundled in the cold, pretending he knew what he was doing in front of a grill at a tailgate. Bonus points for conceding that the bowl was known as "that bowl game played on the blue turf." Negative points for the poor graphics to show the teams playing with bad "swooshing special effects" and doing nothing to actually make me consider purchasing a new computer from them.
Nevada has picked up a couple first downs with a mix of short passes and runs. Miami with a huge sack to make it 3d and 22. Shovel pass gets 12 back. Time for the Wolfpack to punt.
Fair caught at the Miami 30.
Miami 1st possession: Kriby Freeman gets the start. They are attributing it to Kyle Wright's broken thumb. Given how sloppy Freeman is with the ball, it's hard to say who would be worse.
A couple first downs, and Miami is already at the Nevada 40.
Man, the Miami players are bundled on the field. Turtlenecks, baclavas, tights, gloves. There seems little inclination for the players to expose much flesh to the cold. Hard to complain, since the Hurricanes are steadily moving at will on the Wolfpack -- with the short pass. The run isn't doing much, but short passes to the sidelines are picking up 6-10 yards per.
Javarris James -- have you heard, he's related to Edgerrin James -- gets it to the 5 for 1st and goal. On 3d and goal, Freeman keeps to give Miami the TD.
7-0 Miami 4:20 in the first quarter.