If you have watched the ACC tournament, you have been endured to this video above. It is some dude standing in a gym singing about the ACC in Charlotte.
"Wearing the colors proud-ly!"
This has been one of the worst intros in the history of intros. Not only is it grating but it sticks in your head long after the fact. My wife and I ran a few errands and I caught myself singing "representing the ACC in Charlotte". I think she wanted to slap me.
Thank god the tournament is over and that we don't have to be subjected to it again. As someone who lived most of my life in Charlotte, that song sucked beyond belief. If you live in Charlotte (which my family still does) then you weren't subjected to any of this. You got to see the WBTV broadcast of the game and ESPN was blacked out. So, watch above and get ready to cringe.
Speedo Guy III came and went in the UNC-Duke rivalry ... and hopefully he will never come back.
ESPN spent all day on its family of networks showing a feature on the original Speedo Guy. He was a Duke grad student who, back in 2003, stripped down to his skivvies and danced while UNC's Jackie Manuel shot (and missed) two free throws.
ESPN thought it'd be neat to do a feature on his which saw Speedo Guy (who is now a minister), Jackie Manuel and Mike Krzyzewski (who said that no one should ever do that again) discussing the incident. No one listened because Speedo Guy II appeared in 2005 while UNC's Marvin Williams shot (and missed) two free throws.
ESPN's Reece Davis noted that UNC has missed all free throws that Speedo Guy has danced to. Trap set. As you can see in the video above, the bait was taken.
Around the country, fans will see the return of ESPN's Dick Vitale to announcing when Duke takes on North Carolina on Wednesday. Either you are excited to see him back ... or a bit bent that you have to hear all that pent up emotion just waiting to explode. The fact that he will be paired up with Mike Patrick might just make you want to watch the game with the sound off.
Maybe you rather be in ACC country? In ACC markets, the game will be carried by Raycom sports ... who will have Tim Brando (of "the iron unkind" fame) and Billy Packer calling the game. In those markets, ESPN's coverage will be blacked out and ESPNews will be shown instead. No Vitale for you!
Who would you rather listen to: Dickie V waxing poetic about Duke, Michaelangelo (aka, Dean Smith) and the rivalry? Or Billy Packer ... who hates everything?
A scope and analysis of Vitale's throat by Dr. Steven Zeitels in Boston revealed that the broadcaster has recovered sufficiently after the removal of the non-cancerous lesions.
"I was in tears when he asked me to speak my first words since the surgery," Vitale wrote in a letter to fans. "Believe me, it was very difficult to go 3½ weeks without speaking! When he had me count to 10, I was so relieved."
It seems a fitting comeback game for Vitale, who is mocked as "Dookie V" and also glowing of North Carolina to return to action. He does most of the UNC-Duke games over the years and has been part of some of the most memorable calls in this memorable series.
The long fight may be over soon. A "feasibility committee" is unanimously recommending to UNC-Charlotte that they add football by 2012."
Because of the growth of the university and its positioning in (Charlotte), the thought that football might be part of helping galvanize the community and alumni was a pretty simple idea," said [Committee chairman Marc] Everett, who chaired a committee that began work last summer.
UNCC's enrollment is expected to grow from 21,600 students to about 35,000 by 2020, according to school officials.
"That's 12 years from now," said Everett. "Can you imagine looking back with a school that big and asking why didn't we start looking at football 12 years before?"
I went to UNC-Charlotte back when their sports were in the Sun Belt then Metro Conference. During that whole time, no one understood why Charlotte didn't have a football program. Yes, they are expensive, but Charlotte was a growing city and UNC-Charlotte was a growing university. According to the committee, the school could have an enrollment of 35,000 by 2020 (currently it is at 21,000+).
In fact, they'd join Division I in either the bowl or playoff subdivision. Not bad for an upstart program.
The issue was put to a vote within the student body. The results indicate that among participating students (38%), they're willing to support some form of a jump in student fees to accomodate the team and the majority are willing to travel modest distances to attend a home game.
The snag is that because UNC-Charlotte isn't a big-time program - its athletic teams are funded mostly through student fees. If the upkeep related to an average football team is in the millions of dollars, that comes out to a great many extra dollars on top of the usual college expenses mix of tuition/books/board/food/liquor. The Charlotte Observer puts a rough cost estimate at $8 million/year.
Students are already paying $450 in fees which may jump several hundred more dollars if the school adds football to its athletic department. A panel of impressively credentialed people has been assembled to study the issue further. Stay tuned, as they should be finished within a year.