Finding Football Experts on Sorority Row

At some point in time, we've all thought, why aren't sorority girls given the opportunity to talk about their college football team's big game. But when have you ever seen them given the opportunity? I'm not one to scream racism from the rooftops, but I know racism when I see it. And this ladies and gents, is racism plain and simple. So I decided to eracism and sit down with sorority girls from the University of Tennessee last Friday.

I conducted an interview with five sorority girls in the majestic setting of a fraternity house trophy room on Tennessee's campus. The girls and I talked about life, love, Layla Kiffin, and the UCLA Bruins. I also asked all of them to make out with me. Since it was such an important event I even wore a suit for the first time since I last appeared in court. (Ed: As a lawyer. We think.) The result is the FanHouse Sorority Roundtable. Enjoy.