Two Iowa Fans Caught Taking Overworked Sports Metaphor to a Ridiculous Level

Okay, it's the middle of a 55-0 blowout, you're with your spouse or significant other, the game's a drag, and you can't leave. What do you do? What do you do?

Well, you probably wouldn't want to do what these two Iowa fans did in a Metrodome restroom:

Two Iowa football fans were caught having sex in a bathroom stall at the Metrodome during Saturday's Minnesota-Iowa game.

According to a police report, a Metrodome security officer saw two people having sex in a handicapped stall after noticing two sets of feet with underwear dropped to the ground.

Anybody who's ever been in the biffy at the Humpty Dump just had to stop for a moment due to a throat puke. The coupling couple attracted a crowd estimated at 15, not counting the ever-present E. coli, of course. For their efforts, they were rewarded with misdemeanor citations, though I'd say that may be the least of their problems:

The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.

Yes, I'm sure their evenings ended well. I think, under the circumstances, I'd prefer being turned over to the custody of Beelzebub.

Hat tip: The Sporting Blog