Honestly, we'd love to focus all the attention on how Myron Rolle is making good on his 2005 promise about coming to Florida State for the academics. But his trip to Birmingham is one week away, and a more pressing concern for the Seminoles is a situation where the police are doing things like making the "finding of the chair-thrower" a priority. In the wake of a campus brawl reported earlier this week, Florida State has suspended five players for this weekend's tilt against Boston College, and the crazy part is that they're all wide receivers. Useful ones, too (well, three out of five) -- Taiwan Easterling, Bert Reed, Corey Surrency, Cameron Wade and Richard Goodman will sit Saturday's crucial Atlantic Coast Conference contest, and the first three have combined for 51 catches, 722 yards, and eight touchdowns -- four by Surrency. Apparently, this fracas was the result of long-simmering tension between the football squad and the Phi Beta Sigma fraternity; usually, in these situations, it's a heated discussion about whether 311 truly fell off with "Transistor," but then I realize that I haven't been a fraternity pledge for a decade, and at this point, I'm sure it's whether we're truly ready for a ska revival.
