It's never a good idea to guarantee victory. It sets you up to look like a moron and it provides good bulletin board material for your opponents. Apparently Auburn running back Brad Lester didn't get the memo. On the Tigers' two remaining games, Lester thinks his team not only should win... but will also put up "a good number of points":"It's a disappointing season, but we feel like we can make up for our season by winning these last two," Lester said. "If we win these last two games, it won't be as bad."Now, I'm not sure if Lester has been watching the same Auburn team that the rest of us have, but at this point promising even one win in the next two games would be gutsy. But to suggest that they'll win both? And by "a good number of points"? Insanity.
And Lester wasn't lacking confidence. The Tigers, he said, should win both games.
"I have no doubt in my mind," Lester said. "We should beat both teams by a good amount of points. I feel real good about it."
This Auburn team has averaged less than 14 points per game in conference, and a decent number of them have come on special teams or turn-overs. It's laughable to think that Auburn will even score "a good number" of points against Georgia and Alabama combined, let alone beating either one of them by that description.
Auburn has only beaten Georgia twice in the last six years and is riding a two-game losing streak. Their recent record against Alabama has been markedly better, but this isn't the same Auburn team that we've seen for the past few years and it's certainly not the same Tide team. Historically, Auburn has only beaten an undefeated Alabama team twice in nine attempts and has a 4-17 record against the Tide in seasons where Alabama went on to win 10+ games.
But you don't really need to do a deep historical analysis to figure out that the team who is 100th in total offense and 102nd in scoring offense probably isn't going to beat a Georgia team who is 28th in total defense (63rd in scoring defense) and an Alabama team that is 4th in total defense (7th in scoring defense) by "a good number of points."
That said, I'm sure the Bulldog and Crimson Tide defensive coordinators appreciate the bulletin board material, Mr. Lester.
Hat tip: Georgia Sports Blog.




















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-10-2008 @ 3:11PM
Dr Huxtable said...
He didn't guarantee victory, and is there anything wrong with him thinking his team should win? Should he have said, "you know what, we suck. I don't think we'll even score 10 points in our next 2 games?"
Don't be such a complete hack.
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11-10-2008 @ 3:35PM
Pete Holiday said...
Did I say he guaranteed a win?
11-10-2008 @ 4:09PM
Dr Huxtable said...
While you never explicitly said he guaranteed a win, you sure as sh1t implied it. Complete hack job.
11-10-2008 @ 4:49PM
Pete Holiday said...
Don't blame your bad inference on me, Dr. Did you even read to the third sentence before you decided to write your angry comment?
11-10-2008 @ 5:23PM
Dr Huxtable said...
Yeah, it says he didn't get the memo about not guaranteeing victory, not the memo about not thinking your team should win. Why bring up the word guarantee in your opening line, unless you're trying to imply that he made one?
Your title says that he predicts two wins, for crying out loud!
That's not me inferring anything incorrectly, that's you taking a quote and stretching it to fit your article.
11-10-2008 @ 4:19PM
Ryan Ferguson said...
Back off, Dr. Huxtable. Look, we all watched your show in the eighties. You were a great doctor and had a lovely family! I can't believe in your old age, you're here at FanHouse heckling our hard-working bloggers. Dr. Huxtable, you're breaking our hearts. You should be spending time with Theo, Vanessa, Denise, and that ever-lovable Olivia.
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11-10-2008 @ 5:17PM
Dr Huxtable said...
You forgot about my beautiful wife Claire, and my daughters Sondra and Rudy.
11-10-2008 @ 5:40PM
Clay said...
When your team has trouble putting any points on the board at all you should just keep your mouth shut. The last thing you should want to do is provide bulletin board material for your remaining 2 opponents. If you can't keep your mouth shut why not say something along the lines of our team is working hard and we're going to go out there for our last two games and play our hearts out. Not, "I have no doubt in my mind," Lester said. "We should beat both teams by a good amount of points. I feel real good about it." That is not the most intelligent thing to say when your team is in the shape that auburn's team is in this year. That may not constitute a guarantee, but it's pretty darn close.
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11-10-2008 @ 5:55PM
randy said...
Coming from a stand up, honest, super smart fella like Brad Lester, you need to simply consider the source and move on Dr Hux. Wonder if he guarenteed a good test score last year......LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Yes- this is one of the OUTstanding young men Tubesnake recruited to the Barn! Now he is a marked man- lets see how he does. Talk is cheap. Put up this Saturday Brad, or shut your pie hole buddy!
ps- where was all that talk this year from the Aubbies?????
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...maybe you can tell us, Dr Hux-ster?????????
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11-10-2008 @ 6:33PM
jacks said...
Look UGA has had some problems with its defense this year. But the O is looking pretty good, and coupled with Aub. def. not looking that good, i think the dawgs will win by 10pts. And kids say the darndest things, I believe Bill Cosby (dr. Hux) had a show that said that!
Go Dawgs!!!
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11-17-2008 @ 9:30AM
Ron Smith said...
Thanks for this post, i needed a good laugh
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11-11-2008 @ 8:56PM
debgibson1 said...
GEORGIA IS GOING TO KICK YOUR AUBURN *** BACK TO AUBURN .DON'T COUNT ON THE TIDE TO WAIT EITHER MAKE THAT 2 LOSSES. ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!
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11-11-2008 @ 10:15AM
Ash said...
Great article. Can't wait to see Auburn go down in flames.
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11-11-2008 @ 7:11PM
I BLEED CRIMSON said...
I hope you beeat UGA this week and then bow and take you beating from the
UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ACID REIGHN WHERE ARE YOU ???
STEVE
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11-11-2008 @ 8:21PM
Michael said...
auburn (notice the small a) doesn't stand a chance against Georgia or ALABAMA this year. Face it, fire your sorry coach and move on
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11-11-2008 @ 8:57PM
angel said...
If you really think auburn can win you have lost your marbles we got you this year hands down alabama's got the team what do you have?
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11-12-2008 @ 5:19AM
jerry hill said...
everyone must have a dream but lord that would be a mirical
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11-12-2008 @ 8:00PM
fukbamer said...
So Randy, I guess Bamer and every other sec school recruits nothing but Rhodes Scholars, eh? Don't be a hypocrite you freaking moron. We all recruit our share of less than scholarly athletes.
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11-12-2008 @ 11:13PM
Don said...
Pete Holiday said...
Did I say he guaranteed a win?
You did write this, didn't you??
It's never a good idea to guarantee victory. It sets you up to look like a moron and it provides good bulletin board material for your opponents.
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11-17-2008 @ 10:03PM
BAMA Girl said...
Well! Lester's predictions are 0-1, and give him another week, and it will be 0-2L, (there's nothing wrong with wishful thinking!) ROLL TIDE ROLL!
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