Georgia, upon learning of the suspensions.
That sound you hear is a giant collective sigh of relief from Athens, Georgia today, as Georgia Southern announced the suspensions of eight players, including two starters. The GSU Eight, as they're undoubtedly going to be remembered in the annals of history*, will miss the Georgia game after unspecified violations of team rules. Murder? Maybe!**
'Dawg fans must be ecstatic. This softens the blow of hapless Georgia's only game this season against the "Championship Subdivision," which sounds so much better than "Bowl Subdivision" and therefore must be way tougher competition. A cursory Google search confirms this, as NFL legend Rob Bironas is a Georgia Southern alum. I assume there's no Bulldogs in the NFL.
This scandal has clearly rocked the college football world, as Vegas sportsbooks aren't even putting out a line for the game anymore. It's one of the sporting world's most reliable maxims, and it's as true today as it ever has been: "you throw out the records when Georgia and Georgia Southern lock horns." We're not in the predicting business at FanHouse, never have been, but college football fans in the mood for a shocker just might want to watch this plucky Georgia team. Led by QB Matt Stafford (a.k.a. "The Little Quarterback Who Could"), these Bulldogs just might treat Mighty GSU a little "ruff!"
*hahahahahaha, the whats?!
**definitely.***
***Our legal department has just informed me I cannot say eight members of a football team are "definitely" murderers. Whatevs.
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LOL! Would be funny if Georgia lost anyway. That would be the funniest thing ever. Would bring the wannabe bulldogs down to earth....National Champions....No 1....What a joke....Give me a break....Losers!!!!
The Bulldogs were the True #1 Team at the End of Last Season and all Out there new it! Now they have to prove themselve worthy of the National Title. It will not be an easy Task though, having the toughest Schedule in College Football! But if this well Coached Ga Bulldogs Team accomplishes this Feat they will not just Win a National Title but will Earn Respect and no-one will ever be able to take either away from them!! GO DAWGS!!!!!!
Wow ds you must be a Gator's fan...You have to tear down great teams accomplishments because yours sucks! And Johns is right they do deserve it they are really a great team and I hope they go far this season! GO DAWGS!!!! #1!!!!
Actually, he's an Iowa fan, but thanks for playing okluvubuhbye.
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