Secrets Of the Trojan Recruiting Machine: Shirtless Fat Guys, Clapping

Ever wonder how Pete Carroll turned USC into a recruiting monster? It's pretty weird, right? Carroll shows up at a program that's been mediocre at best for twenty years and immediately turns it into an epic juggernaut that racks up five stars from coast to coast.

There must be something totally awesome going on. Something that completely explains everything. Something not even slightly dumb, something without even the slightest hint of man-boobs.



Ohhhhhh. Now I get it.

(ht: Bruins Nation.)