Garrett Goebel wants to CRUSH THIS BOOM!These are the words of Garrett Goebel, a highly-touted defensive tackle who will be a freshman at Ohio State this fall:
Dude. The first five relevant hits for "ultimate sacrifice" in Google: the crucifixion of Jesus, catrato castration, Indian woman climbing on top of husband's funeral pyre, memorial to deceased American soldiers, and... awwww, goddammit, Tim Russert. (No offense to Russert, but... maybe his death was not the equivalent of a pope or something?)BPRT: This is your senior year...what goals have you set personally and for your team?
GG: I plan on winning Conference, winning all playoff games, and becoming the Illinois Class 5A Champions!!! Also, developing leadership skills while convincing my teammates that they can perform at a higher level and accomplish team/personal goals IF THEY ARE WILLING TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE!!!
Goebel is clearly AMPED up and likes to WIN. WIN AT YELLING. MORE! After the JUMP! GRRR AAARRGH!
Oh, there's more:
And... well...BPRT: When your career is over, how would you like people to remember Garrett Goebel?
GG: I want to be remembered as a leader, someone who gave 100% of his ENERGY every practice, workout and GAME while believing in accomplishing goals that others discounted. Dedicated, yet sincere, honest and humble while giving thanks to GOD to have this opportunity.
I know what Garrett Goebel drinks.BPRT: If you were analyzing yourself on film, what would you list as your strengths and what needs some work?
GG: Strengths: Quickness off the ball, strength, aggressiveness, always giving 100% effort until whistle blows.
Weaknesses: Making a play instead of trying to rip my opponents head off [ Emphasis added ]. Discipline and technique.
Credit to Ohio State blog Our Honor Defend for digging this up as part of their "Better Know A Buckeye" series.
Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Sounds like another quality OSU recruit ready to get in trouble with the law.
Are you kidding? The kid is as quiet and humble as it gets. Get a life.
so let me get this straight...
When 35 year old douchebag Mike Barwis runs around yelling/screaming/swearing like an roided up Lee Ermey he is a golden god.
But when an excitable 18 year exhibits leadership and passion he is fodder for your ridiculous musings.
You are the ONE writer on this site who consistently brings nothing to the table. Report some real news or crawl back to your michigan blog and rabble-rouse with the rest of the troglodytes.
I'd bet this young man has lots of P.O.D. on his iPod. Boom! Yeah!
@3 (Brian): Get off your high horse and stop reading conclusions that BC didn't write. I'd love to have this kid as a Wolverine. It's not a secret that we've had some energy problems lately (as in, the last few years).
I wonder if he's giving ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ENERGY POWER to his upper lip, in order to grow the GREATEST BUCKSTACHE EVER KNOWN to MAN or GOD or MINERAL!!!
EXTRA EXCLAMATION POINTS NEEDED TO ESTABLISH EMPHASIS!!!!!!!!
Wow, making fun of a 17 year old who shows passion. Get a life Brian, seriously.
You internet tough guys need to chill out. HOLY CRAP SOMETHING THAT IS OBVIOUSLY INTENDED AS HUMOR (and I found it pretty funny) IS NOT A PIECE OF REAL NEWS.
FIGHT TRY WIN BEST
Actually, I'd have to say that Tim Russert's life was a lot more relavent to mine than any Pope I've ever read of...
@Adam, BWAHAHAHAH!!!! Perhaps this kid is Tim Brewster's secret love child!
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!