What is this? A creepy porn shoot released into the wild by embittered Michigan fans?
An American Gladiators tryout? 
An America's Next Top Model photo shoot? Oh, you know the answer's coming after the jump.
Skip to about two minutes in for your answer:
...it seems Ohio State put sensors all over these guys and had them, like, bend around and stuff and then thought it was a good idea to publicize things like Willie Mobley looking like the most frightening woman in existence. Or some guy adjusting Pryor's junk. Or no fewer than seven Ohio State recruits with perfect "you have got to be f-ing kidding me" looks as some doof in khaki shorts shows them exactly how Ohio State would like them to look stupid.
Ohio State: where you can wear a blue diaper in a creepy clinical environment... and have it broadcast to the world!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-17-2008 @ 12:03AM
henry chinaski said...
Day in the life of Jim at Ozone.net:
1. Create video update for Ozone.net
2. Cruise rest stops looking for cubs.
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6-18-2008 @ 12:10AM
Jay said...
Ummmm, that's Kieth Wells that looks like a scary woman, not Willie Mobley. Besides, should a guy who looks like Les Claypool's homeless brother be making fun of what somebody else looks like anyways?
Personally I like the picture of Pryor. It looks like he is practicing with nunchucks on a balance beam. Push it to the limit Terelle!
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6-18-2008 @ 3:07PM
Wesley said...
Obviously Brian Cook is an ideot. What he calls a diaper is actually Pryor's shorts pushed up so the sensors are visible, but maybe Brian isn't smart enough to figure that out. Look at the end of the video & you'll see his shorts while he's shooting baskets... It doesn't take rocket science to figure that one out! I'm guessing Brian's a Michigan fan too....
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6-18-2008 @ 5:23PM
poguemahone said...
Hoo boy, Wes, how'd ya figure that one out? He doesn't run the best Big Ten blog out there or anything.
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6-22-2008 @ 1:59PM
wblue said...
Wesley, let's spell this out for you: Yes, Brian is a Michigan fan. Yes, Brian understands that Terrele Pryor isn't *actually* wearing a diaper (in these pics, anyway). But that wasn't the point of Brian's piece. The point (which you apparently failed to notice in your misplaced flurry of self-congratulatory snark), was that Ohio State is subjecting its players to absurd humiliation by making pictures like this public. Get it?
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6-23-2008 @ 9:23PM
av1661 said...
I think I speak for everyone when I say that Wesley is the only "ideot" here.
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6-24-2008 @ 2:10PM
Matt said...
What everyone is failiing to realize is what the Ohio State coaches are doing for their team. They are looking out for future injuries in their new talent. The same thing that Florida did with Tim Tebow. They put sensors on their players that give readings on where a future injury may occur on the weakest part of the body for that individual athlete. After they figure that out, the coaches can work with that player to stregthen whatever weakness they may have. Ohio State is now using this technology for the incoming freshman who have never played at the college level and may need some strength conditioning. That's all they're doing.
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7-28-2008 @ 3:32PM
Mr.G said...
Really now,which team has ended up wearing a "blue diaper" at the end of the last 4 years? More blue diapers are definitely in Michigans foreseeable future.Maize and Blue diapers...lol
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