Texas A&M Yell Leaders Are Certifiably Weird

Courtesy of the little-known Every Day Should Be Saturday, the website with the most revolutionary stance on calendar realignment in decades, we bring you what appears to be a campaign video for Texas A&M's Yell Leader. It's called "Reload With Reagan," which just so happened to be the title of an NRA pamphlet during the 1984 election cycle.

What you're about to witness will demonstrate perfectly the canyon of a difference between your favorite team's fanbase and that of TAMU. It's part cheerleading, part propaganda, and part hand gestures that would get you kicked out of 99% of high school and college classrooms. Enjoy.

We don't care what you may claim about your team and your traditions and your fanbase. You don't do "crazy" like A&M does "crazy." They do it with aplomb, alacrity, vim and vigor. Oh, you're doing "the wave"? How quaint. The Aggies are too busy squeezing their own testicles. All hats are off, TAMU: we admire your complete severance from reality and request that you stay at least 75 miles away from us at all times.

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

3-27-2008 @ 7:59AM

Wayne Long said...

A&M's values are traditional, and traditional values are not bad.Your problem is that you simply don't understand how far our country's have fallen into what many traditionalists would call a weird and even amoral melieu.
A&M's Yell Leaders simply reflect the old time traditions of time college fun and loyalty. This is backed by a serious corporate Aggie commitment to respect for religious faith, honor and service to our Country, honoring of family values and the strict adherence to the comradeship and loyalty of Aggies everywhere as represented in the annual muster, and the strong backing of all A&M ventures, with emphasis on sports.
If you cannot, within your hip modern day value system, at least respect those who think differently with those traditional values, then I feel sorry for you, and think less of you as a so-called American.

Wayne Long '60
Chester, MD

3-28-2008 @ 1:17PM

Hawkeye State said...

AFTER WATCHING THIS MOVIE, I WENT TO COURT FOR A HEARING. WHEN THE JUDGE ASKED ME TO SPEAK, I PROCEEDED TO USE THE SUCK IT/POUND IT OUT/CHURN THE BUTTER/LAND THE PLANE/LOOK OUT HERE COMES BALD BULL'S JAB SERIES OF HAND GESTURES.

I'M WRITING THIS ON MY BLACKBERRY FROM THE HOLDING CELL AT JOHNSON COUNTY JAIL. SOMEONE COME BAIL ME OUT.

3-28-2008 @ 2:28PM

Badger Tracker said...

Or, to put it more succinctly than Wayne Long, Texas A&M is a weird place with weird people who yell weird things and weird hours of the night and are weirder than a weird sandwich filled with weird weird weird weird weird.