NCAA Football

Jasper Brinkley Out for Year

Yeah, this is Old Ball Coach. I told you he could really run. Yeah... click--- what? #*&$*!

A major blow in South Carolina's quest to get smacked around by LSU in the SEC championship game:
South Carolina's standout linebacker Jasper Brinkley will miss the rest of the season with a knee injury, coach Steve Spurrier said in a news release Monday.
Ouch. With the Blake Mitchell experience coming to an end, South Carolina now attempts to forge a place in the SEC east without it's best defensive player and sporting a quarterback named Smelley. Ha. He's named Smelley. Still... they're probably better than everyone in the East that's not Florida or... Kentucky? Jebus. Any time now this football season will be revealed to be a crazed fever dream, I'll wake up, and Michigan will pound Appalachian State 56-0.

Come on... come on... any day now...

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