Antonio Henton Has the World's Worst Game

...as in sexytime game. Las chicas and all that. Not "any time Notre Dame takes the field" sort of world's worst game. Not Henton at right, btw.

As Tom Fornelli mentioned this AM, this is possibly the most unbelievable arrest in the history of college football:

Antonio Henton, OSU's 3rd string quarterback, was arrested on a charge of soliciting a prostitute. I've seen nothing in the way of details beyond that he was arrested at 6th Ave. and High St.

You are a quarterback at Ohio State who could sorta kinda be confused with Troy Smith if you squint real hard and adhere the "players can only be compared to people of their own race" principle, which everyone does. To pay for sex is like... whoah. Can we think of a pickup line that would fail?

I am a quarterback for the Buckeyes. SUCCESS
I'm Troy Smith! SUCCESS
I only turned the ball over like three times in the spring game. SUCCESS
It's all about supression. SUCCESS
Let me show you where Jim Tressel touched me. SUCCESS [He points to his heart, people! Awwww. Not a sexual molestation joke at all!]

I'm Stanley Jackson! FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL

Update: Charges dropped. Alas!

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

9-25-2007 @ 1:25PM

Spencer said...

aw...case dropped.

http://www.fcmcclerk.com/pa/pa.urd/pamw2000.o_case_sum?3532052

34-32

9-25-2007 @ 3:55PM

Boston Nick said...

Aw, case still open.

http://www.fcmcclerk.com/pa/pa.urd/pamw2000.o_case_sum?3532338

9-25-2007 @ 4:32PM

Tom said...

Now he's just got to learn how to walk around with his wang out and add another half-second to his 40 time and he'll qualify to play for Michigan.

9-25-2007 @ 4:58PM

john.epax said...

Any reason you went with a Stanley Jackson picture? Fond rememberances of OSU QBs that Michigan could beat?

9-26-2007 @ 12:52AM

Steve H said...

dude, low blow with the Stanley Jackson reference....almost forgotten about him.

9-28-2007 @ 12:37PM

Scalz1 said...

There's always room for a Stanley Jackson jab. Or Joey Germaine. Ahhhhhhhh, the good 'ol days.

9-27-2007 @ 1:59PM

Dean Eversole said...

It happens, don't see the big deal on this one!

10-01-2007 @ 3:09PM

LOL said...

Troy Smith- Success?

Hahaha i dont think so. He won a heisman trophy having played one real team in his last season that they won by three points. They play another real team and he chokes big time! Not even over 50 yards of total offense. His football career is over, he wont do anything in the NFL