Miami has the fire extinguisher smoke of impending destruction.
Clemson sports the classic hill sprint.
Every high school in the history of everything charges through a big sheet of paper with campy slogans like "Slay the Dragons!" or "Pirate Power . . . Aaarrrggghhh!"
Syracuse, always the innovator, has eschewed such tradition of manufactured excitement and has adopted an on-field entrance reminiscent of General Sherman's March to the Sea (except without the accompanying scorched earth and subsequent victory):
Half The Music Man, half "We are the Tiiitans!," Syracuse once again makes a mockery of everything that is holy about amateur football.
(H/T: Brian Harrison)




















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-07-2007 @ 1:01PM
Josh said...
You're an idiot.
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9-07-2007 @ 2:36PM
Matt Glaude said...
Actually, "idiot" is a traditional term for someone with an intellectual capacity of a two year-old (or less).
I, on the other hand, am a "moron," an adult with the mental capacity of an eight to twelve year-old.
Plus, I'm awesome.
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9-09-2007 @ 11:41AM
harmonicaman said...
Hmmm... I think next time they should maybe try walking in backwards. That'll turn things around for them!
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