| WHY THEY'LL WIN |
This part is easy: four potential All-Americans (Chad Henne, Mario Manningham, Jake Long, and Mike Hart) return on the offensive side of the ball. All save Hart are holy locks for the first round next year, assuming Manningham decides to enter early, and that's not even a full accounting of the myriad riches on the offense. There is also lanky emerging star Adrian Arrington, a version of Jason Avant with some extra deep threat attached, senior left guard Adam Kraus, a lock to be all-conference, and young offensive linemen Justin Boren and Steve Schilling, guaranteed to be stars sooner or later. There are even rumblings that tight end Carson Butler, kicked off the team for an assault he was later acquitted of, may return, which would shore up the one weakness on offense: jumbo blocker types at FB and TE. Most of that killer defense (save the last two games, yes) is gone, but guided missile Shawn Crable returns for his senior year along with fireplug defensive tackle Terrance Taylor. With Taylor on the defensive line will be two five-star recruits at defensive end, Tim Jamison and Brandon Graham (a man who Mike Hart described as "Lamarr Woodley but faster"), and defensive tackle Will Johnson, who played extensively and well last year. Sometimes Michigan even lifted leviathan Alan Branch for Johnson on third and short. Like, whoah. It won't be last year's thumping death machine, but it will probably be the best line in the conference anyway. On special teams, there is Zoltan the Inconceivable, a punter who is awesome and named Zoltan Mesko. He will punt opponents to death. |
| WHY THEY'LL LOSE |
Michigan's achilles heel in 2006 was a secondary incapable of covering anyone in a USC or OSU jersey, and that was with new Bengal Leon Hall playing at an All-American level. While no one on the schedule this year looks capable of orchestrating the precision demolition Troy Smith did -- the best QB on it is... Anthony Morelli? -- in the Biggest And Awesomest Game Of All Time For Like Two Months, vulnerable is vulnerable. And they's vulnerable. Meanwhile, uncertainty reigns in the linebacking corps. Erstwhile starter Chris Graham hasn't impressed anyone in three years on the weakside; middle linebacker is being fought over by cipher Johnny Thompson, JUCO transfer Austin Panter, and redshirt freshman Obi Ezeh. None have established themselves on the field, and hooooo boy do they have some shoes to fill. David Harris was a bad man the last two years; in his absence things get dicey.Also, underrated kicker Garrett Rivas graduates. He was a squat, fat little man but the man could kick some oblong ball. He was 80% for his career. The year before Rivas was a three-way free-for-all of incompetence; this year Michigan has a redshirt freshman on scholarship, Bryan Wright, but he didn't show well in the spring game. Always assume collegiate kickers will suck until proven otherwise unless they're from Iowa or Ohio State. And it must be said: historically, Michigan has never taken advantage of its killer offenses as much as they have its killer defenses. Last year's 11-2 and the 12-0 '97 national championship run were built on the backs of slavering D; Michigan's best offenses of the Carr era, piloted by Tom Brady in '99 and John Navarre in '03, were both excellent teams that went to the BCS but not national championship contenders. Lloyd Carr has a tendency to coach like he has a superior run game and stout defense no matter what the facts on the ground are. This year Michigan looks like they'll go at least one for two, but unless Ron English pulls a rabbit out of his hat there are the makings of at least one mindbendingly frustrating loss here. |
| HOW TO BEAT THEM |
It's pretty stupid to sit here and say "get pressure on the quarterback" as if there's any quarterback in the world who just loves getting blindsided by angry walls of meat, but, um... get pressure on the quarterback. Michigan quarterbacking is Michigan quarterbacking: intelligent, rifle-armed, laser-precise, and graceful as a water buffalo. Chad Henne is the latest in a long line of Wolverine robo-QBs and, though he's shown the occasional sign he's getting better at this, when he starts moving around the pocket bad things happen, usually sacks. Caveat: pocket presence is always the last thing to develop, so maybe this will be less true as he enters his fourth year as starter.And while the defensive line figures to be a painless magazine change, there is no suitable replacement for NFL first rounder Leon Hall in the secondary. So opponents are advised to exploit Morgan Trent and Johnny Sears, especially early in the season when uber-recruit Donovan Warren is still finding his collegiate sea legs. The only dents made against the Michigan defense a year ago came when Ohio State and USC abandoned the idea of running (except, in OSU's case, for the occasional backbreaker) in favor of lighting up the befuddled Michigan secondary like it was a pinball machine. Heck, even the bizarre Ball State comeback no one saw because it was on ESPNU was spurred by a long touchdown given up by Sears. When the MAC is burning you crispy, things are not going well for your career. And Lloyd Carr takes an unnecessary amount of heat for a coach at the helm of the nation's winningest program over the last decade (seriously... look it up), but there is something true in that heat. If you lull Michigan into overconfidence, you can end up taking a game against them into the fourth quarter, watch their claws retract as they deploy the infamous "nonscoring offense" and pip a victory from them late. |
| HOW TO LOSE TO THEM |
There are a multitude of ways, but the best one is probably to bite on a Mario Manningham double move. Chad Henne's deep ball is a thing of parabolic beauty, the best part of his game, and Manningham provides him with a silky deep threat with an incredible knack for selling cornerbacks a bill of goods and loping towards the endzone with no one anywhere near him. You might get away with it once, even a few times if you're fortunate enough to get pressure at the critical moment, but sooner or later you're going to feel the wrath. If you're bracketing Manningham with a safety, though, it becomes difficult to contain the other guy Michigan deploys with frequency. By doing so you let Mike Hart grind you into dust. He's never going to be a breakaway threat, but Hart has few peers when it comes to picking through the morass at the line of scrimmage and plowing for yards after contact. He is tiny; he is relentless; he is invariably loved by Michigan fans of all stripes. On offense, the best way to lose is run your ground pounders into the maw of despair. Don't care that Branch and Woodley and Harris are gone; don't care. If you take a back that can plausibly be described as "workmanlike" or "north-south" or "hoss" and attempt to run him between the tackles time and again, this Michigan defense is going to toss your whale back in the water with a two yard loss. With an irresponsible Tim Jamison and youthful Brandon Graham on the edge plus two outside linebackers not noted for their run prowess, a guy who can threaten the corner can have success. Someone like, say, PJ Hill is not likely to find anything but the rear ends of his offensive linemen. |
| PROGNOSIS |
The Big Ten favorite and for good reason, as the offense should move virtually at will if permitted to by the coaches. Only dedicated Michigan observers have noticed this, but in recent years the Wolverines have become more aggressive in forth-down situations and in their general playcalling when quarterback experience and offensive line protection have allowed it. Historically, Michigan has let their senior quarterbacks rip it. The defense won't be up to last year's standard but neither should it descend to the flailings of 2005; there really is a lot of talent in the front seven even if much of it is unproven. The secondary... well. If Donovan Warren comes in and makes a Woodson-like impact, it could hold together. But that's not likely. This is one of 2007's A-list national championship contenders, but it's not a team good enough to project an undefeated season for. 10-2 or 11-1 is highly probable -- remember that the Wolverines, unlike many teams, have two losable nonconference games -- if it's the latter and the year ends with consecutive wins over Wisconsin and Ohio State, there's a good chance Michigan scrapes into the MNC game over the rest of the one loss contenders, where they will be dismantled by USC. Some things never change. |
This part is easy: four potential All-Americans (Chad Henne, Mario Manningham, Jake Long, and Mike Hart) return on the offensive side of the ball. All save Hart are holy locks for the first round next year, assuming Manningham decides to enter early, and that's not even a full accounting of the myriad riches on the offense. There is also lanky emerging star Adrian Arrington, a version of Jason Avant with some extra deep threat attached, senior left guard Adam Kraus, a lock to be all-conference, and young offensive linemen Justin Boren and Steve Schilling, guaranteed to be stars sooner or later. There are even rumblings that tight end Carson Butler, kicked off the team for an assault he was later acquitted of, may return, which would shore up the one weakness on offense: jumbo blocker types at FB and TE.
Meanwhile, uncertainty reigns in the linebacking corps. Erstwhile starter Chris Graham hasn't impressed anyone in three years on the weakside; middle linebacker is being fought over by cipher Johnny Thompson, JUCO transfer Austin Panter, and redshirt freshman Obi Ezeh. None have established themselves on the field, and hooooo boy do they have some shoes to fill. David Harris was a bad man the last two years; in his absence things get dicey.
It's pretty stupid to sit here and say "get pressure on the quarterback" as if there's any quarterback in the world who just loves getting blindsided by angry walls of meat, but, um... get pressure on the quarterback. Michigan quarterbacking is Michigan quarterbacking: intelligent, rifle-armed, laser-precise, and graceful as a water buffalo. Chad Henne is the latest in a long line of Wolverine robo-QBs and, though he's shown the occasional sign he's getting better at this, when he starts moving around the pocket bad things happen, usually sacks. Caveat: pocket presence is always the last thing to develop, so maybe this will be less true as he enters his fourth year as starter.
There are a multitude of ways, but the best one is probably to bite on a Mario Manningham double move. Chad Henne's deep ball is a thing of parabolic beauty, the best part of his game, and Manningham provides him with a silky deep threat with an incredible knack for selling cornerbacks a bill of goods and loping towards the endzone with no one anywhere near him. You might get away with it once, even a few times if you're fortunate enough to get pressure at the critical moment, but sooner or later you're going to feel the wrath. 



















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
8-02-2007 @ 12:51PM
Killer Wolverine said...
Don't be surprised if UM's D is as good or better than last years. Ron English and his disciples have something to prove this year. That the mistakes of last year's last two games won't happen again. Embarrassment is great motivator. 2005 is a great example.
GO BLUE!
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8-02-2007 @ 2:37PM
ChicaGoBlue said...
I have high hopes for this year's defense and undying faith in Ron English. This time last year no one was saying anything about Michigan's defense, and they went out and put together one of the best defenses in the country. Everyone was so focused on the Year of Inifinite Pain, but English was busy getting his group ready for the coming season. I expect the same and more this year.
Go Blue!
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8-02-2007 @ 2:23PM
little dutch boy said...
ESPN recently ranked the top programs of the past 10 years (I think you may have linked to it on your blog), and from what I can tell, Michigan is NOT the winningest program of the past decade. They have 96 wins - Ohio St has 97, Texas has 98 (actually, Boise St. has 97, but I understand overlooking them). Florida St. and Georgia tie Blue. Both Texas and OSU are a few thousandths of a percentage point ahead of us in win %, too. Maybe I'm missing something, just wanted to point that out.
However, as a Michigan student, I can proudly say we are the LEAST LOSINGEST program in those 10 years, tied with the Longhorns and Bucks for 28 losses. I'll take it.
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8-02-2007 @ 2:47PM
ugh said...
San Diego Chargers had the best record in the NFL last year. Seattle Mariners and Cleveland Indians both won the most regular season games in baseball history (at different times). The Dallas Mavericks had the best record in the NBA last year. Ohio State went undefeated last year. The Minnesota Vikings went 15-1 in 1998.
None of them won anything worthwile.
Lloyd Carr is still the coach. UM won't win anything worthwile this year. Sorry.
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8-03-2007 @ 8:30AM
Jeremy said...
How can you possibly put this up (a) on Fanhouse before mgoblog and (b) not last among all your previews?
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8-02-2007 @ 2:56PM
frohawk said...
Why they'll win: The power trio of Henne, Hart, and Manningham is, like, holy-crap-amazing. I can't wait to watch the offense carve giant gaping holes in their opponents this year. I actually found a tshirt (from a link off MGoBlog's facebook group page) that sums up this beautiful trifecta: http://www.richrobots.com/triforce.html. A triforce indeed!! Perhaps on the backside they should make room for Long, Arrington, and Matthews?
Can't wait for this '07 season. 29 more days till kick off...
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8-02-2007 @ 3:04PM
Matt said...
Little Dutch Boy,
Percentages, my friend. Winningness of programs is measured in percentages. We are the winningest program in the last decade.
Love,
Dr. Math
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8-02-2007 @ 3:05PM
Mark said...
I feel as if some of these commenters have not been Michigan fans long enough to know that if the defense can suck, and the team is highly rated, there is a good possibility it will suck. But suck is too harsh, we'll try bumble in mediocraty. I really don't see how this defense could be "better" because David Harris and Leon Hall are guys that are irreplacable by people with limited experience. There's the possibility that Prescott Burgess was overrated and that will make the pain of watching whatever new guy they pick a little more bearable, but you don't lose tonnage from your all-world defensive line and get better. You generally get worse, but if there is good reason to continue to worship Ron English, his added year of experience may help him overcome this. Listen, I like the guy, but I also liked Jimm Hermannnn at some point in his career. Again, I also liked Tommy Amaker, so what do I know?
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8-02-2007 @ 3:44PM
Will said...
http://www.richrobots.com/triforce.html
A Nintendo Zelda reference to Manningham, Henne, & Hart? Beautiful. Go Blue!!
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8-02-2007 @ 4:37PM
D Barbeer said...
One comment about Big 10 conference "OVER-RATED,
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8-02-2007 @ 4:29PM
little dutch boy said...
Matt,
You are kind of retarded. I said in my post that we DO NOT HAVE THE HIGHEST WINNING PERCENTAGE. In the past decade, we are 96-28. Ohio St. is 97-28. Texas is 98-28. Thus, those are two schools who both beat us as the winningest program of the decade.
Please do not insult my math skills. I didn't end up at this school because I can't figure out win/loss percentages.
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8-02-2007 @ 7:51PM
KGar said...
Good thing they won't have to play SC again. Lack of speed will kill you against Pac 10 and SEC teams. Michigan should be favored in slow motion Big 11. Go Blue!
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8-02-2007 @ 10:58PM
homer2931 said...
I believe Brian is the only person alive who can make me laugh at "parabolic beauty" twice in the same context in a day.
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8-03-2007 @ 11:03AM
echiro34 said...
These are some high expectations that you have placed on Michigan...They are very lucky for not playing USC this year, but it seems a loss could occur any weekend this year in the Big 10.
http://www.sportsnipe.com/michigan_football
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8-03-2007 @ 12:14PM
Travis said...
How is Michigan "lucky for not playing USC this year"? First, it's entirely possible that Michigan will play USC, either in the Rose Bowl or in the National Championship game. Second, you act as if USC is a staple of Michigan's regular season schedule, when (to my knowledge) Michigan has NEVER played USC during the regular season.
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8-18-2007 @ 5:10PM
Big Roy said...
Wiscinsin has a better team. But Carr's QBs traditionally take it to the next level in their last year. If Henne follows that pattern then the Wolves take the conference.
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8-25-2007 @ 5:25PM
Jim said...
You forgot the main reason Michigan will win! Because, according to former UM quarterback Jim Harbaugh, UM recruits intellectually inferior players and stears them into easy classes where they don't graduate. This way, they can concentrate on what is important... Football! Doesn't matter to UM what happens to them after they run out of eligibility. Just ask Harbaugh.
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