| 1. James Laurinaitis, LB, Ohio State |
It's not that Laurinaitis is a bad player. He's not. He flows well sideline-to-sideline and if you don't get a blocker on him he will find you and tackle you. He's good on his zone drops, too. But what he is not is an all-conquering "animal" -- ha! -- that can destroy you by idly considering ways in which he would like your head to implode. Nor does he have hypno-toad eyes which force quarterbacks to throw the ball directly to him, copious evidence from last year be damned. But don't tell this to Brent Musberger, whose orgasmic rendition of the James Laurinaitis show in this year's Texas-Ohio State matchup established the middle linebacker as the country's best... for some reason. Never mind that Texas wasn't actually that good at running the ball last year or that Colt McCoy was still in freshman embryo mode and was reduced mostly to checkdowns and screens. By the time these facts became clear, it was too late: the legend of Laurinaitis was born.Simply, if you get a hat on the guy he's done. Both Michigan and Florida eliminated him from their games just by blocking the guy and put up 39 and 41 points, respectively. He should improve this year, and I'd even put him on an All Big Ten second team behind true monster Dan Connor, but he is not the be all and end all of linebackers. |
| 2. Derrick Williams, WR, Penn State |
The nation's top recruit two years ago has morphed into a less frequently used version of Steve Breaston. You can argue he was handcuffed by the Penn State offensive line and the oft-comical stylings of quarterback Anthony Morelli, but the numbers are the numbers and they are ugly: Williams caught 40 balls for a paltry 440 yards and scored one -- one! -- touchdown. Eleven yards per reception and one touchdown does not a luminous star make, and Williams isn't one. Though he can occasionally juke you out of your shoes he hasn't found a comfort level with Morelli, doesn't run great routes, and hasn't been a threat after the catch, and hasn't gotten open deep. While not a total bust, he's rapidly moving towards being a disappointment. If it doesn't happen this year, how is it going to with a new, probably bad quarterback in 2008? |
| 3. PJ Hill, RB, Wisconsin |
Michigan fans can be relied upon to scoff at any fat Wisconsin tailback who runs up enormous yardage against everyone else on the schedule, as the Wolverines, for whatever reason, invariably spend a day stuffing which ever nimble-footed leviathan can't find creases in the line and can't accelerate outside the tackles. This perfectly describes PJ Hill, a freshman sensation with over 1500 yards, 54 of which came against Michigan. Hill tore through San Diego State, Northwestern, Minnesota, Purdue, and the like, well, Ron Dayne tearing through San Diego State, Northwestern, Minnesota, and Purdue. He even had a really good day against Penn State's #7 ranked rush defense, but I've made the case elsewhere that PSU wasn't actually very effective against anyone remotely good at running. When he came up against another actual defense in the bowl game he came to a screeching halt: Arkansas limited him to 36 yards on 19 carries. More than anything else, Hill is a product of a hideously weak schedule -- no Ohio State, nonconference opponents Buffalo, SDSU, BGSU, and I-AA Western Illinois -- and will find the going much tougher this year. |
| 4. Alex Mitchell, RG, Michigan |
Mitchell's struggled with his weight since getting to Michigan -- actually, he's just plain struggled with it all the time since he showed up at 350 -- and is not an ideal fit for the new Hart-inspired zone running game, which places a premium on agility over brute force. Last year many of the pass-protection troubles that plagued the right side of the line were on him either because he miscommunicated with right tackle Rueben Riley or just plain got beat. If we wanted to talk about the Rose Bowl -- we do not -- we might point out that Mitchell was often at fault during USC's sack fiesta.Mitchell is probably going to retain his starting job, and he was just a sophomore a year ago, but the world tends to think any senior offensive lineman at Michigan who's been around for three or more years is all-something or other, usually American, and we should probably nip this in the bud right now: if he's average, Michigan fans are okay with that. |
| 5. Alex Boone, OT, Ohio State |
| Boone was all-everything out of high school, leapt into the starting lineup as a true freshman, and was part of the juggernaut Ohio State offense that shredded fools from sea to shining sea until it ran up against the Florida defense. So what's the problem? I dunno about you, but the only "southern speed" advantage I saw that day was Jarvis Moss screaming around the end over and over again. Boone was powerless to stop him. I wonder, given his previously stated predilection for vast quantities of alcohol, if Boone is back off the wagon? Or at least prone to blast through 30-packs of Natty Ice time and again given a 51-day layoff between games? . While most people wrote Troy Smith off after the MNC game, I thought it was Boone's rep that took the biggest hit. |
It's not that Laurinaitis is a bad player. He's not. He flows well sideline-to-sideline and if you don't get a blocker on him he will find you and tackle you. He's good on his zone drops, too. But what he is not is an all-conquering "animal" -- ha! -- that can destroy you by idly considering ways in which he would like your head to implode. Nor does he have hypno-toad eyes which force quarterbacks to throw the ball directly to him, copious evidence from last year be damned. But don't tell this to Brent Musberger, whose orgasmic rendition of the James Laurinaitis show in this year's Texas-Ohio State matchup established the middle linebacker as the country's best... for some reason. Never mind that Texas wasn't actually that good at running the ball last year or that Colt McCoy was still in freshman embryo mode and was reduced mostly to checkdowns and screens. By the time these facts became clear, it was too late: the legend of Laurinaitis was born.
The nation's top recruit two years ago has morphed into a less frequently used version of Steve Breaston. You can argue he was handcuffed by the Penn State offensive line and the oft-comical stylings of quarterback Anthony Morelli, but the numbers are the numbers and they are ugly: Williams caught 40 balls for a paltry 440 yards and scored one -- one! -- touchdown. Eleven yards per reception and one touchdown does not a luminous star make, and Williams isn't one. Though he can occasionally juke you out of your shoes he hasn't found a comfort level with Morelli, doesn't run great routes, and hasn't been a threat after the catch, and hasn't gotten open deep. While not a total bust, he's rapidly moving towards being a disappointment. If it doesn't happen this year, how is it going to with a new, probably bad quarterback in 2008?
Michigan fans can be relied upon to scoff at any fat Wisconsin tailback who runs up enormous yardage against everyone else on the schedule, as the Wolverines, for whatever reason, invariably spend a day stuffing which ever nimble-footed leviathan can't find creases in the line and can't accelerate outside the tackles. This perfectly describes PJ Hill, a freshman sensation with over 1500 yards, 54 of which came against Michigan. Hill tore through San Diego State, Northwestern, Minnesota, Purdue, and the like, well, Ron Dayne tearing through San Diego State, Northwestern, Minnesota, and Purdue. He even had a really good day against Penn State's #7 ranked rush defense, but I've made the case elsewhere that PSU wasn't actually very effective against anyone remotely good at running. When he came up against another actual defense in the bowl game he came to a screeching halt: Arkansas limited him to 36 yards on 19 carries.
Mitchell's struggled with his weight since getting to Michigan -- actually, he's just plain struggled with it all the time since he showed up at 350 -- and is not an ideal fit for the new Hart-inspired zone running game, which places a premium on agility over brute force. Last year many of the pass-protection troubles that plagued the right side of the line were on him either because he miscommunicated with right tackle Rueben Riley or just plain got beat. If we wanted to talk about the Rose Bowl -- we do not -- we might point out that Mitchell was often at fault during USC's sack fiesta.



















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
7-31-2007 @ 4:22PM
Scalz1 said...
2 OSU players? I smell napalm in the near future. I completely agree with PJ Hill(watch him put 200 on UM this year!), and was never infatuated with " The Animal".
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8-01-2007 @ 4:34PM
Nasty said...
I like the call on P.J. Hill. Sans Joe Thomas and the Godly John Stocco, I see his (and Wiscy's) production coming down this year.
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7-31-2007 @ 5:05PM
andrew said...
if PJ Hill runs for 200 on Michigan, he will have done twice in one game what Dayne couldn't in an entire career: put up 100 yards against the Wolverines.
btw, won't happen.
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8-01-2007 @ 8:45AM
Scalz1 said...
I'm betting on that as well, but as soon as I say something like that, it happens.
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8-01-2007 @ 3:18PM
rp BUCKmurphy said...
I wish I had your job, pen asinine drivel(To slobber drool. To flow like spittle or saliva,
To talk stupidly or childishly) and get paid for it.
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8-01-2007 @ 4:00PM
Pants McPants said...
What? No Morgan Trent? Because I've seen him "rated" as a starting cornerback for a preseason Top 5 team in many magazines...
Now that is what you call overrated...
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8-02-2007 @ 4:01PM
Ryan said...
I completely agree with Alex Boone and Laurinaitis. I'm a huge Buckeye's fan. HUGE. But the first thing I ever noticed about James was that he never gets off of blocks. Other people at bars or in the group I regularly watch games with eventually would start to agree after I would complain about him all the time. He didn't have a nack for finding the ball, it found him.
People that I work with STILL say that Troy Smith played a bad game in the Championship. I don't think he played his best game but if you are going to try to block 6 guys rushing with 5 lineman you aren't going to get very far, especially when you have a proven genius like Alex Boone blocking someone who can easily run with tight ends in pass coverage. Troy didn't stand a chance and neither did Alex. I'm still just glad I didn't witness the second half when OSU completely abandoned the run which was all that was working.
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8-02-2007 @ 12:12PM
David said...
That article is lame! brian cook? Who are you?I should've looked at your picture before I even read the article!! Laurinaitis will be an ALL AMERICAN once again and Boone will be an All Big Ten player this year, if not an AA!!
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8-02-2007 @ 5:20PM
Matthew.Noll said...
Good writeup.
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8-02-2007 @ 1:33PM
Billy H. said...
To put Laurinaitis as the #1 most overrated is a bit aggregious. He had 115 tackles, 5 INTs and four sacks to go along with the Nagurski Trophy and was a finalist for the Butkus award in 2006.
At Ohio State, where premium LBs have come in droves lately (2005: A.J. Hawk, Bobby Carpenter, Anthony Schlegal; current: Ross Homan, Larry Grant, Marcus Freeman), to stand out is a remarkable feat.
How about adding Chad Henne to the list? He is 0-3 against Ohio State... After three years starting at Michigan, you've gotta wonder why he hasn't gone pro yet.
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8-02-2007 @ 1:51PM
What Would Jermaine Dupri Do said...
Pants - i'm guessing the reason trent isn't on this list is because every michigan fan is scared to death of him (granted he's the best cb on our roster) and therefore could not overrate him. i don't know what mags you've been reading, but if trent is merely serviceable, mich fans will jump for joy.
Billy - unfortunately, it seems all the voters for post season awards just read stat lines also. I think Brian is kind to say Laurinaitis is 2nd team big 10. Just because true frosh colt mccoy heaves the ball into your chest does not make you a good lb. go back watch the games, he ain't done shit (yet).
And for everyone else looking to knock michigan, if we're going to include anybody its gotta be jamar adams.
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8-02-2007 @ 2:28PM
Rowdy Rod said...
PJ Hill had two bad games last year: Michigan and the bowl win against Arkansas, for that he's overated? I don't think so.
If you asked anyone on Wiconsin's 12-1 team who they would wanted to play in a bowl game last year the resouding answer would have been Michigan. The Badger's got better after that game and Michigan got worse.
The Badger's play them at home this year and are licking their chops to revenge last year's loss against a defense that went lights out on them in the second half of last year's game.
Michigan returns four from that defense.
I expect the Wolverines to lose to Wisconsin, OSU and whoever they play on January 1, write it down. The best predictor of the future is the past.
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8-02-2007 @ 5:14PM
Chuck said...
It's clear to me that you watched 2 Ohio State football games in all of 2006 and you chose to completely neglect what you saw in one of them. What sense does that make?
In case you didn't notice, in 2006 Ohio State replaced 9 or 11 starters on defense. To say that Ohio States defensive back 7 was young would be an understatement. Clearly the strength of OSU's defensive unit was their defensive line. So what do you do with your linebackers when you have a young defensive secondary? You play them in a soft zone, off the LOS. Am I getting to complicated for you Mr. Cook? Naturally, this allowed teams to get yards on the ground against Ohio State.
Still. . .with all the youth and the scheming to masquerade that youth, only two teams had the talent, the speed and the coaches (with an entire season worth of film) to score on them. . .and those two teams were the eventual National Champion Gators and Michigan who also spent a good amount of the season at #2.
James Laurinaitis was the best player on defense as a first year starter at MLB for Ohio State. He was only a sophomore on the 2nd best team in the entire country. . .a team that spend most of that season with the bulls eye of being ranked #1 and this is what he accomplished: 115 tackles, 5 INTs and 4 sacks not to mention he was the Nagurski winner and a Butkus finalist.
Putting him anywhere on an overrated list makes you look inexperienced. Putting him at #1 makes you look like a fool.
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8-02-2007 @ 10:47PM
A.B. said...
Chuck, you just saved me a lot of typing. Gracias.
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8-03-2007 @ 12:21AM
bigbigstar said...
Boone should be #1
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8-07-2007 @ 4:04PM
Brian said...
I completely agree with your assessment of Laurinaitis. he did absolutely nothing against teams whose linemen and backs could get to the next level and get a hat on him. while he does posses decent lateral movement, his raw speed is average and his pursuit is lacking. If you disagree, watch the Florida and Michigan games again. He was going backwards more then he was going forward. His season stats are the perfect example of a good tackler with athletic linemen in front of him.
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8-08-2007 @ 1:56PM
Mike said...
Not a bad list. Laurenaitis probably shouldn't be No. 1 (that would be Derrick Williams) but does belong on the list. He did have a knack for the big play last year, but by no means is he an every-down force who can consistently shed blocks, stop the run, and carry a defense. Good player? Yes. As good as Illinois' J Leman or PSU's Dan Connor? No.
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8-09-2007 @ 2:34AM
colin said...
Chuck,
Way to fall victim to John Gabriel's Greater Internet Eff-Wad Theory.
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8-18-2007 @ 1:24PM
NPE said...
JL most over-rated, and two Buckeyes shows a clear bias. They'll both be on all conf 1st team at end of year. How about Mike Hart or Chad Henne? Never won a letalone the BIG game...under 5 yards a carry for MH...CH has incredible line but never over 25 TD passed or under 8 picks? Where is Lloyd?
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8-21-2007 @ 11:12AM
Neal5858 said...
Chad Henne. Overrated. Chokes in all big games, cant beat Ohio State.
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