I'm sorry, who? How is that that UC Berkeley ends up rounding out the first half of the ten dirtiest programs of the modern era? I have to admit that I was a little surprised when the spreadsheet told me that the Golden Bears were the sixth dirtiest program since the SMU death penalty, but that's how the numbers worked out, so I dove in.
What I found was a little surprising. The two cases considered for this ranking both involved academic fraud and unethical conduct with the most recent of them earning Cal the "lack of institutional control" ding. The Golden Bears were actually saved from a much higher ranking by some unusually soft punishments in their 1988 case.
In the Spring of 1987 it was determined that a JuCo transfer had earned enough credits to be admitted to Cal, but didn't have enough transferable credits to be eligible to play. The athletics recruiting coordinator took it upon himself to try to remedy that situation and, in so doing, committed a major infraction for the Golden Bears.
The coordinator's solution to this somewhat daunting problem was simple: get the kid some more credits, ASAP. The problem, he found, was that by the time this problem had been discovered it was too late to enroll him in any more classes. One can also imagine the concern when the coordinator realized that while the player didn't have enough credits to play at Cal, he would be eligible to play at a number of other schools. The coordinator then approached a booster who was also a teacher and convinced him to enroll the student past the deadline and give him credit for no attendance and no class work.
It worked temporarily, though it was caught by Cal before the player was actually able to play. That fact seemed to save them from major penalties despite the fact that it resulted in the player being forced to transfer and sit out a year. Cal lost two scholarships as a result, but didn't get any sort of probation or post-season ban.
Another after-the-fact, grades-for-free scheme was uncovered in 2002 when the NCAA learned that a Cal professor retroactively added two football players to a class in order to keep them eligible. In the summer of 1999 the professor in question added two students to the roster for a class he taught the previous Spring. Despite having gone to few, if any, of the classes and there being no evidence that the players actually did any coursework, they were both awarded Cs in the class in August, thus sustaining their eligibility for the Fall of 1999.
Athletics Department staff earned UC-Berkeley a Lack of Institutional Control violation by learning about the goings on, but sticking their heads in the sand to avoid hearing anything they might have to report to the NCAA.
When these incidents came to light, Cal did an investigation in which they determined nothing untoward had gone on. After the Pac 10's enforcement personnel came to the opposite conclusion, Cal hired an independent investigator who reached the same conclusions that the Pac 10 did. Instead of chastising them for their initial failure, the NCAA applauded their second investigation.
As the investigations were all wrapping up, the NCAA was made aware of a long-running custom of players receiving extra benefits relating to "incidental expenses" at hotels. These benefits ranged in value from less than a dollar to more than $300.
The 2002 infraction earned Cal much more harsh penalties than their 1988 transgressions did: five years of probation, a one year post-season ban, and nine scholarships.
Scoreboard:
- Unethical Conduct: '88 & '02 (10 points)
- Academic Fraud: '88 & '02 (10 points)
- Lack of Institutional Control: 2002 (10 points)
- Probation: 2002, 5 years (10 points)
- Post-season ban: 2002, 1 year (3 points)
- Initial scholarships: 11 total (5.5 points)
- Scholarship cap reduction: 2 total (0.5 points)
- Total: 49.00 points (1988: 11.50 points; 2002: 37.50 points)





















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7-25-2007 @ 12:36PM
MP said...
Cal the sixth dirtiest program? Are you f'ing drunk? There are dozens upon dozens more slimey programs. ALL of the SEC (save Vandy) and all of the Big 12 just to start.
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7-25-2007 @ 12:54PM
G said...
Boy, everyone bitching about how the stats don't match the reps needs to read Holiday's methodology again.
He's making these judgments based on (relatively) objective analysis of investigated and confirmed violations. Rumors (which is all they are) about SEC/Big 12 violations are just that, unless they've found their way into an NCAA violation report, which is what Holiday's looking at.
Save your whining for his methodology, not the result; if you can't quibble with the methodology, then shut up.
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7-25-2007 @ 7:02PM
Gamecock Man said...
Those are pretty hardcore violations. The light penalties kindof lend credence to the notion that the NCAA plays favorites. One can only imagine what would happen if Auburn was caught doing that sort of thing.
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7-25-2007 @ 7:31PM
F5Tornado said...
Not as bad as the colorado buffaholes. dirty, filthy program.
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7-25-2007 @ 7:49PM
F5Tornado said...
Not as bad as the colorado buff-a-holes. Dirty, filthy program to be sure.
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7-25-2007 @ 8:07PM
LR said...
You want a quibble with the methodology? I don't even know where to begin. First of all, it's laughable to say that this is at all objective. He subjectively chose what criteria to include and then subjectively (and arbitrarily) chose how to weight that criteria.
"What I Scored
Some will argue that any list of dirty programs that doesn't take into account arrests and convictions is an exercise in frivolity. Those people might be right,"
"might be"? No, they ARE right.
"but let's do a little math here. Roughly 25 scholarshipped players per season. 20 seasons. 100 teams. That's 50,000 criminal records to look at. Media accounts would be easier to use, but harder to find, and we'd have know [sic] way of knowing that we weren't missing something. This list will not consider arrests or convictions, nor will it take into account certain penalties that are either hard to quantify (keeping a certain coach from recruiting) or are of questionable relative significance (reduction of paid visits)."
So, what you're really saying is that you're too lazy to actually do a thorough investigation of one of the most relevant data sets and instead chose to rely on the easiest, most readily available information. If you want to at least approximate the level of criminality in programs, just look at the Fulmer Cup scoreboard over at EDSBS.com. If you did, you'd see half the SEC making strong showings.
"Then there are NCAA rules infractions and violations to consider, but the bylaws are numerous and the compliance manuals are thick. Each conference is responsible for dozens upon dozens of minor infractions each year, finding the data on them would be tricky at best. We will only be focusing on major infractions as reported by the NCAA."
Allow me to translate: "Me not read good. I'm just a hack Fanhouse writer. I is not trying to provide meaningful insight supported by thorough research. I just filling webspace with yet another meaningless top10 list, so me just cherry pick data."
So, this supposedly objective list ranks a program - a program that during the current coach's tenure hasn't even had so much as a sniff from the NCAA compliance investigators (unlike the semi pro team down I-5), a program that scored a perfect 1000 on last seasons APR - as one of the 5th dirtiest program based on 2, two, t-w-o data points. Bravo sir. Bra-vo.
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7-27-2007 @ 12:50PM
Tim said...
Cal is the highest rated public University in the country and in the top 10 in the world! 2 minor, isolated incidents hardly tarnish this great institution. They also have 8 Nobel prizes. Did you menytion that? Self-serving doofus.
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7-27-2007 @ 9:58PM
Peter Clecak said...
Cal, the 6th dirtiest program in the nation?
Come on.
Poor Pete! He must have undergone two years of introductory social science and come away with the impression that (sloppy) "methodology" can substitute for rational thought and sound judgment.
Reading his drivel makes me wonder whether funds for social science divisions ought to be cut by about 80%, and redirected to the football program.
Go Bears!
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7-28-2007 @ 8:39AM
ConcernedCalFan! said...
I'm not even going to bother reading this article! This guy has to be one of, if not the, stupidest person I have ever had the displeasure of running across on the Internet! Stop posting trash like this. You’re a joke! GO CHOKE!
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7-30-2007 @ 10:40AM
andrew said...
LR, Pete Clecak, ConcernedCalFan,
if you disagree so vehemently with his methodology, why not suggest a reasonable alternative rather than the usual internet e-bashing?
and LR, use the fulmer cup rankings as a proximate measure of a respective school's criminal activities? how is that even close to a relevant, accurate historical measure? it tells you NOTHING prior to 2006. and do you really think it's all-inclusive?
and the author is lazy because he doesn't feel like going through thousands of arrest reports (from the mundane - wrong way on a one way street while riding a moped with a suspended license - to the seriously felonious)? or tallying every single minor "the coach called the recruit 37 minutes into the no-contact period" infraction? a waste of time. if you feel that strongly about it, you do the research and come back with the data. some of us have day jobs.
Pete Clecak, congratulations. you know how to insult the imagined academic credentials a guy you've never met.
CCF, how do you know it's drivel if you haven't read the article? and against what basis do you claim that it actually is drivel? is it one of those "gee, there is no way MY school/team is that bad!" indignant reactions?
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7-30-2007 @ 11:34PM
LR said...
I only mentioned the Fulmer Cup because it shows you how misguided this list is to begin with. Most of the teams on the FC list are the usual suspects and it would be a much more reliable list of the dirtiest programs all by itself than this "article".
I don't need to suggest an alternate methodology because I don't care who the top10 "dirtiest" programs of the last 20 years are. Not everything needs to be given a top10. Some programs are dirty. Some programs are really dirty. Some programs are squeaky clean *cough*Tedford's Bears*cough*. All you have to do is pay attention to what's going on and you know who's dirty and who's not, who recruits criminals and who pursues upstanding citizens, who just tries to stay under the NCAA's radar and who makes a legitimate commitment to graduating players. Furthermore, I don't need to suggest an alternate methodology because Holiday already identified the things he should have included in the first place but was too lazy to.
20 years is every bit as arbitrary of a time scale as 80 years or 5 years. The notion that it's somehow more reasonable to hold Tom Holmoe's transgressions against Tedford's program than it is to hold Dennis Erickson's transgressions against Randy Shannon's program is preposterous.
"and the author is lazy because he doesn't feel like going through thousands of arrest reports...if you feel that strongly about it, you do the research and come back with the data. some of us have day jobs"
Yes, he's lazy. I don't care if you have a day job. If you don't feel like doing the leg work, then don't write the article. If you're going to call yourself a journalist, then you do whatever research you have to do in order to put forth a piece that represents the closest approximation of the truth. It's not my responsibility to do the research in order to prove him wrong. It's HIS responsibility to do the research to prove himself right. That's how journalism works. You don't throw grenades and then place the onus on the reader to demonstrate why it's false. If he just wants to be a sensationalist blogger that's fine. But this is where the line between blogger and journalist lies. This is one place where the Mainstream Media's criticism of blogs is valid. Many professional writers take months or even years investigating and researching stories before they print the results. ESPECIALLY about something like accusing programs of being dirty. You don't just go around making accusations based on a couple infractions, using some arbitrary point system, and then pretend like your study is in any way authoritative.
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