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The Ballad of Jason Gwaltney

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Jason Gwaltney is no longer playing football for anyone, but he's still screwing up football teams:
Free safety Quinton Andrews, 19, of Miami, Fla., was charged Saturday morning with obstructing an officer, Chief Deputy Al Kisner with the Monongalia County Sheriff's Department said Tuesday. Former Mountaineer running back Jason Gwaltney, 20, of Morgantown, was charged with underage consumption of alcohol, speeding and failure to produce an operator's license. According to the criminal complaint, Gwaltney was pulled over after a deputy clocked him traveling 36 mph in a 25 mph zone.
Now might be a good time to review the Ballad of Jason Gwaltney, a man an enthralled Ohio State fan once called "Maurice Clarett with a brain." Not so much. Though I subscribe to Rivals.com and believe in the usefulness of recruiting sites and the rankings they provide, the odd story of a very large, very weird running back from New York provides a cautionary tale. Described as "a man amongst boys," Gwaltney was one of those kids who seems sprung fully formed from the womb, as if he had burst from Zeus' head with a particularly violent stiffarm. So it was a small shock when Gwaltney committed to then-insignificant West Virginia just a couple months into the recruiting cycle.


Things settled down for a while, though Gwaltney announced that he'd take some trips in the fall. He did this, going to UVA, OSU, MSU, and USC. On his USC trip he "committed" to USC, then decomitted, announcing he was open. While this was going on he was running over and around but mostly through the poor bastards on Long Island assigned to stop him. This they did not do so much. He promised a six-year-old with a broken leg he would break the Long Island career record for rushing yards and give him the game ball. This he did. He was Pete Carroll's #1 guy in the immediate aftermath of USC's destruction of OU for the national title. He was hot stuff.

When the season was over, Gwaltney announced he would announce -- it's a meta-announcement! -- his actual commitment at the US Army All-American game. And it was around this time a mysterious poster who was absolutely obsessed with Jason Gwaltney started popping up on recruiting message boards across the internet, irate that the manbeast had not been granted the hallowed fifth star and bringing tall tales of Paul Buynan-like productivity.

The poster? Jason Gwaltney himself. When this was revealed, Gwaltney took to visiting the boards of USC and OSU fans -- his two finalists -- and telling both that they led. Rumor has it that he was doing the same thing to both coaching staffs.

Gwaltney attended the Army Bowl, drawing raves from the various gurus in attendance... then did not announce. He announced that he would announce when he announced later. A meta meta announcement. On January 17th, Gwaltney dropped West Virginia. On the 18th, he got his precious fifth star. On the 31st, Newsday publishes an article titled "Gwaltney Picks WVU," citing a source close to the family; Gwaltney is incensed. The next day, Gwaltney commits... to WVU. Rivals names him the #1 impact freshman of 2005.

His impact: 45 carries, 186 yards, a midyear injury, and one bigass boot right off the team and onto Nassau Community College's. Months later, he owes Nassau $3,000 and has no academic credits worth transferring, and rumors of any possible return are certainly kiboshed now that Gwaltney's gotten not only himself but an actual member of the Mountaineer football team in trouble. A sad story of a career gone awry, and one the recruiting sites could have noticed if they had bothered to pay attention to the fact that he's completely bats.

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