Sometimes the street cred just isn't worth it. Texas A&M tight end extraordinaire Martellus Bennett apparently wants his head coach Dennis Franchione to throw him the ball. To get his message across, Martellus, or Money-B as he's known to his peeps, has released his first rap track. A little ditty titled fittingly Pass Me Tha Ball. You can check it out for yourself at Money-B's MySpace page.
I think you'll find Pass Me Tha Ball to be all you'd expect from an Aggie turned rapper. There are tight beats, a monotonous delivery, and an obvious diss of the Longhorns. I guess we should have expected something like this from a guy who got a little too hyped about his spring game performance, but man, this is ridiculous.
I have to admit, however, that I did listen more than once. I kept hoping to hear him rhyme something with "Martellus". I don't know, maybe he's saving that for the remix.
I also have to admit that the Urban Dictionary was consulted more than once during the writing of this post. Word.
(via Double T Nation)
Comments (Page 1 of 1)
That Urban Dictionary line is priceless. I did the same thing when posting about 'Doin' Tha Heizman on Dat Ho.'
You two morons clearly need to find something better to talk about.