Sam Keller Needs To Work On His Flow

This may be a reason why Sam Keller isn't the slam-dunk choice for Nebraska's starting quarterback everyone assumed he is:

"He doesn't slur his words, but they just come all together," NU receiver Maurice Purify said. "It's sometimes that he says it so fast that you don't catch all the necessary stuff. We just have to pay attention a little more when Sam's calling the plays."

Jigga-wha? Jigga-who? Someone get Jay-Z in as a consultant stat.

Could this also be a reason why he suffered a coup at the hands of Rudy "El Presidente" Carpenter and the rest of the Sun Devil junta? After all, one must be able to communicate with the common people to lead them on the Glorious Path that winds its way towards BCS riches for the proletariat.

(Via Fanblogs)