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Former BYU Running Back Foils Purse-Snatching Plot

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Criminal masterminds of the greater Provo area, beware: there's a new superhero in town, and his name is Luke Staley. Formerly a mild-mannered running back for BYU, that all changes when the sun goes down and Staley takes to cleaning the scum up off the street.

Just yesterday, a woman was the victim of a savage purse-snatching. Her cry for help was heard by Staley and his trusty sidekick, a local UPS driver, and the two of them were able to retrieve the purse and assist police in the young hooligan's capture.

So keep that in mind, you purse-snatching fiends. Luke Staley is out there, and he's watching you.

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