NCAA Football

The Enemy of Nickelback is My Friend

Posted Nov 15, 2006 9:54AM By Brian Cook (RSS feed)

Filed Under: Michigan Football, Ohio State Football, Big 10

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I hate Ohio State with a burning firey passion unmatched in all burning firey passion-offs I've participated in to-date. Ohio State fans are like me except they beat up cripples, set fire to their grandmothers, and drink enough to kill small manatees. Put us together and you will get only chaos and violence. We agree on nothing. The gap between us is unbridg--

Hey, they hate Nickelback, too!

Steve Snapp, associate athletics director for communications, turned down a ticket request from the band Nickelback.

``I told them, `Not that I don't appreciate your music, but even if you were John Lennon and calling for four for the original Beatles, I couldn't do it,' '' Snapp said.

Allllll right! Now we're communicating. Nickelback delenda est.

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

11-15-2006 @ 10:49AM

Other Andrew said...

That reminds me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhIoStob8xg

11-15-2006 @ 12:08PM

andrew (not the other, just some random) said...

not that this reminds me of anything, but man, mike freeman does not like jim tressel one whit...

http://www.sportsline.com/columns/story/9799793

11-15-2006 @ 2:32PM

Carol Kaye said...

Buckeye fans are THE BEST! Ohio State is, by far, the best team in the land. When are you people from up north going to realize that, and get over yourselves?
You will be surrounded in a sea of Scarlett & Gray on Nov. 18th.
We do not beat up cripples, nor do we set fire to our grandmothers. Yes, we drink a little, but so do most other college students.
GET A LIFE! It's a GAME people... When it's all over, we will win...again!

11-16-2006 @ 9:21AM

big D said...

attn. all buckeye fans a fyi there will be eyes watching your treatment of incoming fans from michigan. its called wolverine cam. they will be all over columbus video taping every event of thuggery you people pull down there and will be used for evidence to jail anyone who chooses to be STUPID.

11-16-2006 @ 9:23AM

TheMile said...

You truly don't see that was tongue-in-cheek?

And another Ohio State fan reinforces our stereotypes of them.

11-16-2006 @ 10:06AM

PARRIS OVERALL said...

I AM A BIG, BIG MICHIGAN FAN WHO CAN NOT STAND ANYTHING ABOUT OHIO ST. I AM CERTAIN THAT WE (MICHIGAN) WILL DOMINATE PLAY IN THE SECOND HALF AND PULL OUT A 20 TO 10 VICTORY. OUR DEFENSE IS TO STRONG AND FAST FOR OHIO THIS TIME. WE WILL REPRESENT THE BIG TEN IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. AND IF OHIO WANTS ANYMORE AFTER SATURDAY THEY CAN COME AND GET IT. GO BLUE.

11-16-2006 @ 10:59AM

Mitchina said...

WOW... never knew so many people could actually have "HATE" so well refined. Maybe we need to be a more kinder, gentler nation? How can you hate a mass of people? Bigots do that! And Nickelback is no different. If you like or dislike something, FINE.. but to HATE? OMG????? You people need counseling!