Colonel Reb Is Crying: Your Orgeron Update

Well, someone finally did it: the internet has been won. All participants can stop clawing towards the grand prize, as it has been given away. The winner of the internet is one Chris Vernon, a radio show host in Memphis, Tennessee, and the winning entry is a song called "Colonel Reb is crying," which is the Best. Thing. Ever.

EVER!!!!!



(HT: EDSBS.)

Also not to be missed are the probably-wildly-incorrect internet rumors that if you eff with the Orger-kids you get steaming bull-coach kicking in your front door.