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People Will Do Anything To Punt For Northern Colorado

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Great googly moogly: Northern Colorado backup punter Mitch Cozad was arrested yesterday for stabbing the starter in his kicking leg. This is like Tonya Harding except way, way crazier. Let's review: Harding was going for Olympic gold and the countless endorsement deals, unflattering SNL sketches, and twenty-dollar autographs that would be the spoils of said victory. Cozad wants to punt. For a I-AA team. That just lost to Portland State.

45-3.

Wow.

The sad part (well, the sad part other than "someone got stabbed") is that the starter was averaging only 37.6 yards per kick. Mitch, if you can't beat that straight up maybe you should get a hobby or something. You're no Orin Incandenza.

Cozad now joins the exclusive fraternity of People Definitely Crazier Than Tonya Harding. As reminder, the list:
  • Cozad
  • Tom Cruise
  • Brian Kelly
  • Anyone who fronts with Chuck Norris.
Anyone out there think about doing something similar? Anyone actually done something similar?

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